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    OK, so not sure if any of you have seen the Skype Laugh video, but the old guy in it was also in the other older video. Good for a laugh!

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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    OK, so not sure if any of you have seen the Skype Laugh video, but the old guy in it was also in the other older video. Good for a laugh!

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    The woman that was laughing at 3:44 has the craziest laugh. I was almost falling off of the couch when I heard her raptor cackle.


    That second video was at this place in Tenn (hey might have them other places) but my wife showed me the video tape she got when she went there. Her tape wasn't as funny as that one.
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    redneck limo, blang blang!

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    Good stuff!
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSMer View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSMer View Post
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    [AUDIO IS NSFW --GS]

    Just saw this. It reminds me of my mother when she first rode in my car.

    Some dad's first reactions on M3 Turbo

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiburon308 View Post
    [AUDIO IS NSFW --GS]

    Just saw this. It reminds me of my mother when she first rode in my car.

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    Awesome. My dad had 14 Hemi cars before I was born/when I was young, nothing scares his ass!! When I bought my GSX he said "the novelty of the turbo would wear off soon." HA HA!!!!
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    Something I just cooked up in photoshop

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    lol I like the BMW video, and yea my dad thinks my GSX is quick, but he used to race bikes and Had a 71 Charger with a 440 in it...
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    [First two have NSFW audio!! --GS]





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    Quote Originally Posted by unico420 View Post
    That is pretty funny.
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
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    That is pretty funny.
    agreed..

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    You can't make this Sh!t up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Harfman View Post


    You can't make this Sh!t up!

    hahahaha

    unless he was really the guy who fed the dog the mushrooms...
    I mean, if I was trippin balls and decided to give my dog shrooms, and my dog died as a result of it, thats exactly what my story would sound like.

    The masturbating thing would quickly eliminate any idea that I was the one who killed my own dog.

    I mean, who would tell a news reporter that they were sitting in their basement masturbating to porno anyway? (hint- a hallucinating dog killer...)
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    Some funny stuff up there...
    Is the terets guy for real?
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    yeah the terets guy is the real thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSMer View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSMer View Post
    Some funny stuff up there...
    Is the terets guy for real?
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    yeah the terets guy is the real thing.
    And see, I heard it was a setup. I also heard he was killed in a car crash somewhat recently.
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Great revenge! (Audio NSFW)


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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    This is a pretty funny prank also.

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=47075626
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    This is crazy!

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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    WOW!! That shit is FUNNY!! ^^^
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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Wow, city folk... I feel like a real neck now.
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    LOL! Yup, I have turtles and rabbits that live on my property and an Owl that lives in my new house. No city living for me.
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    God, I just sat there laughing for a good two or three minutes when I saw the Lost Cat photo lol.
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    One more Video:

    Wait for it, about 35-40 seconds in.

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    Not sure why it is so funny when people fall, but it sure the hell is. LOL!
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    HAHAHA! thats hilarious. its as if they never reviewed the commercial before they put it on the air. Reminds me of a fishing team my friend was on, their name was the "master baiters" lol
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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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