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    WOW!! That's gon be hard to top. That is funny as hell!!
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    i called the number....... left a fart noise on the recording. didnt sound like a guy, but hey at least I used my wifes phone to make the call
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    That is some funny shit... umm no pun intended.

    Matt... Did you really call it?
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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    That is some funny shit... umm no pun intended.

    Matt... Did you really call it?
    yes, they called her back and the lady was rather upset, my wife still has no clue whats going on, lol im evil
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    Here's a few.
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    few more. Hope there not repeats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiniTrucker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    That is some funny shit... umm no pun intended.

    Matt... Did you really call it?
    yes, they called her back and the lady was rather upset, my wife still has no clue whats going on, lol im evil
    A guy answered today!
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    Mitsu > Honda

    Safe fo work

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    Prob a repost, but it is sooooooooooooooo funny
    http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...s-Episode.html
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    i hate that, i ended up watching like 2hrs of videos
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSMer View Post
    Prob a repost, but it is sooooooooooooooo funny
    http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...s-Episode.html
    Bad link.
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    WTF!? i dont know what else to say..........
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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    OMG, I saves like 6 of those to my computer, what site is that from?

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    Damn Glenn!! That's awesome! I like the lamp one...
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    They were not from one site. I just did a google image search for motivational.
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    I like your new avatar. And I love me some Skittles!!!
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    Kind of makes me think better of Skittles!
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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Just..... Yeah, wow.... Safe for work, just a little loud. 10,000 RPMs
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    That's funny.
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    What the hell were you looking for to find THAT!?
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    That was great. It had me laughin the whole time.
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