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    ^lol
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    That is awesome! If I had a camera phone when I worked midnights at walmart I would have pics that put those to shame! Damn we saw some shit in there after midnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Harfman View Post
    People of WalMart:

    http://peopleofwalmart.com/
    Followup

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    ^^ That is racist, but damn funny.

    Reminds me of this: (Don't anyone go getting offended either!)
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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    The internets are racist!

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    A couple of ricers own themselves. (Audio a little NSFW)

    http://videos.streetfire.net/video/R...lves_77931.htm
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    lmfao +1

    this one makes fun of "v-tak" http://videos.streetfire.net/video/F...icer_12750.htm

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    Its only money man... Better to live rich than to die rich.

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    kinda funny, and it happened here in Florida.
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    Yeah great, Sarasota, my home town.... Never fails
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    Sarasota - The city where bums follow you to your car then knock on the window for change. That happened to me about 1am when I was on vacation there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vr4scott View Post
    Sarasota - The city where bums follow you to your car then knock on the window for change. That happened to me about 1am when I was on vacation there.
    that happeneds everywhere

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    ^^ But that is true. LOL!
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    http://technology.todaysbigthing.com...4&fullscreen=1

    I would consider the video "safe" for work, however the word "testicals" is used in the audio, but it is used in educational format.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damnDSM View Post
    http://technology.todaysbigthing.com...4&fullscreen=1

    I would consider the video "safe" for work, however the word "testicals" is used in the audio, but it is used in educational format.


    I never want to watch that again! It was funny though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by damnDSM View Post
    http://technology.todaysbigthing.com...4&fullscreen=1

    I would consider the video "safe" for work, however the word "testicals" is used in the audio, but it is used in educational format.


    I never want to watch that again! It was funny though.
    Its so ridiculous, I almost expected it to be a joke. But I guess its an actual product, and an actual advertisement?
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    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Was there more to go along with that video? Like the results and what not? Cause that sucked!
    Back in the GVR4 scene...

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    more like irritating video thread thanks to Glenn
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    STFU! Both of you! That was damn funny! LOL!

    Seriously though, I read up on it and it seems there was a study where they tested a child's self control. They had to sit there for 15 minutes with nothing to do and nothing to play with (other than the marshmallow! LOL!)

    The study was over a period of 18 years (not these particular children) and it showed that children with the ability to resist eating the first marshmallow in order to obtain a second one, did better in life when making decisions.
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    How bout some Rick Astley!

    Last edited by UndrPSI; September 22nd, 2009 at 05:38 PM.
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    ^^ That is pretty cool, but I have to call BS on it.

    First of all, it takes way more water for a slip and slide than 2 buckets. (Mainly at that speed.)

    Next, Newton said it just would not work! He forward momentum would not just stop when he hit that little pool. If you notice, NONE of the lateral movement is transferred into the pool. (Anyone who has ever been in one of those types of pools, knows they are not stable.) The side furthest from the ramp would have taken so much force it would have collapsed.

    Finally, that pool is so shallow that from the height he entered it, he would have slammed into the wooden deck.

    Still a cool video. And it did make me chuckle. I am sure this one will become viral.
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    It was cool to watch.
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    This is so funny. Watch the whole thing.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0&feature=fvw


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    Quote Originally Posted by UndrPSI View Post
    How bout some Rick Astley!

    This is the best!!! Good find.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomr.jones View Post
    This is so funny. Watch the whole thing.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0&feature=fvw

    That just made me rage. (The milky pirate was pretty funny. The rest just made me angry.)
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    ^lol
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    That one made me laugh my ass off.

    This one I just like for some reason.

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    nice new stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Harfman View Post
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    Oh, It’s like a garbage bag filled with creamed corn
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    That is very disturbing.
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    Dude! I have got to get one of those awesomeness gauges!
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Can we get a group buy together? lol
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    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

    The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. As the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist but now you are a Catholic'.

    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, when again the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

    The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted, "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."
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    Sorry glenn, I hate to be the one to be the bearer off such bad information, but the awesome guage is on very limited supply and is reserved for people under 30. Sorry buddy maybe they will come out with an "getting old" meter.
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