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    Best ORL DSM quotes

    Since I see that Glen has adopted this quote at an attempt to mock me even further.... I feel everyone should list their favorite ORL DSM quotes.

    Quote Originally Posted by DSM95Hybrid
    No offense, but if you haven't checked your plugs in 35K, you are a homo and shouldn't own a turbo car.
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    There are so many, I do not know if I could go back far enough to find them all. But this is a good thread. I will sticky it for future reference. As people add them, I will insert them into the first post.
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Another one, maybee we should dig out all of the fishbowl quotes!!

    Quote Originally Posted by George
    NO, the mailman couldnt drive a Subaru, they have to be reliable!!!!
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    I forgot about this!!
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    >quite giving me a hard time glenn =>
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    >Glenn, I understand that you are far superior to me. Thank You for pointing
    >out my flaws. I will try my best not to disappoint you in the future.
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    >Please don't pick on me so much; I am very sensitive.
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    >PS. Scooby's Suck
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    I like the one that dave was talking about jumping waves on his jet ski... "That isnt me. I get just as high though." Good Times!
    I now hate the Drama!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn
    Now, I have been fairly quiet to this point, but now I have to break my silence and ask the big question. You bought a camaro and got rid of your 1.8 DSM, yet you come here posting about your camaro. Did you think we would bow down to you oh great camaro guy? Go hang out on the camaro boards. On the other hand, I am sure they think your V6 sucks too.
    This was to my buddy Gen1RS
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn
    Hmm, never had a spun bearing make an exploding sound. LOL!
    Exploding bearings!!! LOL
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    my favorite quote:

    DSM95HYBRID: "What the **** are you talking about?"

    ME: I don't ****ing know, that's why I asked.

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    (phone conversation)

    Vijay: So who is Geo going to race?

    [paraphrased]

    Jack: Well, he wants to race some fuel sluts, but none of the V8s are fast enough [for the 4cyl, 4-door galant]

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    this thread suxs !!!!!

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    "You know why he doesn't post in those bull**** drama threads? Because he races on the street, not on the internet."
    I used to be kind of a big deal on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orlandobrotha
    FWD ROCKS !!! = (WWD)
    LMAO from from under sadiDish's screename
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevevo8
    LMAO from from under sadiDish's screename

    hey asswipe ... its "SADHISH" not saddam hussein or sadiDish's ...

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    from glenn:
    Wasps are mean when you poke at them, huh Miguel?

    and sadhish:
    Asta la vista homeslice.

    i havent heard the word homeslice, since the last time i talked to my butch lesbian friend called me up.
    yuppeville here i come

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    Quote Originally Posted by orlandobrotha
    hey asswipe ... its "SADHISH" not saddam hussein or sadiDish's ...

    Hey cut me some slack d!ckbag!!! Like I know how to spell check every freakin name in swahilie or what ever language you speak....
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    Back On Topic!
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    "Just like boobs, the [HP] shape/curve matters just as much as the big number." -Vijay
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    Quote Originally Posted by awd2liter
    "Just like boobs, the [HP] shape/curve matters just as much as the big number." -Vijay
    That's classic!

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    We havent had an update in a while so here goes.

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    i wanted to go , i came down with a severe cold and was knocked up all weekend,
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    Describing the state of Daenan's wiring at the time of writing:

    Quote Originally Posted by foggedV6
    It looks like some one put a pipe bomb in a spaghetti factory under the hood.
    I used to be kind of a big deal on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn
    Traded up from a 97 GS to a 92 TSi AWD.
    I think this earned a spot on the list.
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    11.3 @ 134
    Just another Jose Build!
    Want to go 145mph on street tires.

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    royalgsx:
    Well, depending on how much power I guess I should have said. Stacy's using an AFC, MAF-T, some Jester POWAH, and a Wally 225 and making 82,000 HP. I was just saying that you can spend a lil more and have more in the future, as far as management.
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    NO NO NO, Stacy car only makes 81,567 awhp, the SAFC limits him to that.
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    For the record, I don't use an SAFC anymore, I use DSMLink, so my car makes 82,001 WHP.
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    I hear this one around Joses garage alot....(red97talon aka Jose) You should be good to go! (newdsmman aka frank) Duuuude, your killing me! Both are classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newdsmman
    These cars are a serious problem for me...
    Thank God there isnt treatment for my DSM problem.
    Quote Originally Posted by Anaxagoras View Post
    Try james , i hear he can help you never want anything to do with them again.
    That was too good not to remember
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    Just another Jose Build!
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    Back from the dead....
    someone said some good stuff this morning:
    Quote Originally Posted by GoFast&Turn View Post
    Just remember, they don't make DSM's anymore and you can always find another girlfriend.
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    Just another Jose Build!
    Want to go 145mph on street tires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggedv6 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4dr slpr View Post
    More like the green goblin cause shits always blowing up.
    Pipe down, broke back mountain.
    This is a good one, even though the thread is old.
    I find that entire thread pretty funny actually....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun97TSi View Post
    I would check www.buschurracing.com for their recomended upgrade sequence. I am not sure if they list body kits as an upgrade.
    This is funny!
    I would submit, Your Honor, that if someone is doing something demonstrably asinine, and I ask them to stop it, please, and they say, "Make us," they've entered a binding oral contract whereby I am permitted, even obligated, to try to make them.

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    I remember seeing these when searching old threads. Ive never met you personally matt (minitrucker), but you always say some funny ass shit.

    Glenn: Are you sure it is not the oil cap that is leaking?

    MiniTrucker: yes the oil cap leaks as well but no the valve cover near the timing gears has more crack than harlem

    This is probably my favorite, its talking about street racing:

    Geovannie: Do you people not race? WTF is wrong with you people damn it lol.

    minitrucker: dude i slaughtered a fedex truck on my way home from work today in my kia!!!!!!

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    I like this one, not funny but real:
    Quote Originally Posted by Raim Lopez View Post
    Growing old is a privalege denied to many...
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    Just another Jose Build!
    Want to go 145mph on street tires.

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    I heard a new favorite tonight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jose Clavijo
    Drive it like you have a spare transmission
    It's funny because I dont...
    [I]Proofreading is of the the utmost impotence.[I]

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    Quote Originally Posted by damnDSM View Post
    I heard a new favorite tonight.



    It's funny because I dont...
    Epic lol
    Wow look kids! Its a DSM!

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    I read one of my favorite DSM quotes over on TR, so I will bring it over here.


    Quote Originally Posted by black bullet
    Cheap, Fast, Reliable... Pick two
    [I]Proofreading is of the the utmost impotence.[I]

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    Quote Originally Posted by damnDSM View Post
    I think we can all agree that Nathan's skinless beef franks are the best available next to an actual sausage.

    Mmmm toasted snuggle buns are the shit.
    edited to perfection
    Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

    PM me for all your DSM part needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vr4scott View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by damnDSM View Post
    I think we can all agree that Nathan's skinless beef franks are the best available next to an actual sausage.

    Mmmm toasted snuggle buns are the shit.
    edited to perfection

    I have finally made it..
    [I]Proofreading is of the the utmost impotence.[I]

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